Even your Boo get a Boo – Episode5

I hate parties. Maybe because I can’t dance.
Or maybe because I hate the whole social
kiniko kiniko that go with it. But the way
Clara asked me to come for that party
mehn…it wasn’t a small thing. I just had to
say yes then after I said yes I regretted I
hadn’t said no.
But I haf say the yes already na. It would be
fack up to come and start changing mouth
again. So that’s how I agreed to go party o.
That day, as in the party day; I cleaned up
then pinged Clara and asked her to send me
directions then she did and then come and
say one mumu thing about the party being
an all white thing. Are you kidding me. Is it
NYSC.
When It got time to ball out, I looked at my
wardrobe . There was only one white in
there (I hate white. Minus joke) and the one
in the wardrobe was a trad plus it was dirty.
I can’t wear dirty white trad na to this kind
of party na
What kind of mumu all white party sef. I
went and took my bath, dressed up with
what was in the wardrobe and just balled
out.
I followed the direction to the place the
party was supposed to hold. Actually the
place na Liberty estate. If you live in Enugu
then you will know the place for real mehn.
So piam piam. I followed direction and got
to the house. Mehn, that house wasn’t here
o. Fine fine anyhow like this eh.
I knocked on the gate and waited. That was
when I first chop my first Sh*t. Well, not like
Sh*t for real. As in, what happened was I
knocked and gateman looked at me like I
messed beans mess. The malam face no
nice at all.
“Who you dey fine?” he almost barked.
How will I answer now.
“I come for the party”. I finally managed to
say after my head been blank.
“Comot here. Oga pikin say na white”. Vam
and he banged gate on my face.
I smile. Like all those smile you smile when
you feel somebody have just insulted you but
you don’t know what to do. So you just laugh
yourself and say “chai, I don suffer for
people hand”. That kain smile.
I picked my phone and called Clara.
“Gateman doesn’t want me to enter o”.
Dude, my mind voice said when I said that,
you just sounded like small pikin now she
you know?. Eh wahever, I agreed, live it like
that.
“Why na?” Clara asked.
“He said I’m not putting on you people’s
uniform”.
She laughed. Then said something about me
always liking to break rules and told me to
wait.
Ten minutes later and she showed. D–n,
that girl is fine. No worry.
She wore white but white haven’t looked so
sinful as it did on that babe, I thought a lot
of things when I saw her that I no go like
talk about here – Bumshort. Horribly short
bumshort like this eh…Choi. Then she come
wear this top that just showed her booby
like Ish the booby’s birthday. Forget my guy,
let’s not go there.
She said something to the Gateman and the
fool come gree to allow me enter. I got in
and gave him my best evil eye and passed.
Clara then lead me up a walkway to the
front door and Opened it. we got in. That
was when I started wishing say I get sense
just go fin white borrow. Everybody just wear
white, na me just off. And no chair dey the
place. Seems they removed it. Everyone was
standing. Cocktail kinda Sh*t.
A fine very tall guy walked up to us. I’m not
fine, I know. But that guy’s fresh fine-ness
just made me look twice as ugly as I dey
mehn. No shiii. I looked and recognized him
from Clara’s dp. That guy I been see for her
dp na. Shey you remember? Ehm.
“DANIEL”. Clara said. “Meet my boyfriend.
Jay, Meet DANIEL”
That was when I wished I hadn’t come. And
in one simple sentence she just turned my
belle. But there was more…